Aphorisms


Politics is a game of elegant ideas played by bullies.


Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes - too much fraternizing with the enemy.


Just because you cannot see the end does not mean it is not there.


I mean to see what I seem to mean.


Friends come and go but enemies accumlulate.


First they came for those who wanted more than 120 characters, but I did not speak out, because I did not want more tha


Fame is the accumulation of misunderstandings around a well-known name.


Don't suffer from insanity, enjoy it!


A happy ending is a story that is not yet ended.


Walter Winchell: Nothing recedes like success.


Tommy Cooper: "It's strange, isn't it? If you stand in the middle of a library and go Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!, everybody just stares at you. But if you do the same in an aeroplane, everybody joins in."


Robert Oates: schoolgirls - no matter how old you are they are always the same age!


Philip K: "In Soviet Britain, Britannia waives the rules!"


Oscar Wilde: "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."


J. Danforth Quayle: "If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."


Groucho Marx: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."


Frederick Douglass: "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."


David Korten: "In the 1980s capitalism triumphed over communism. In the 1990s it triumphed over democracy."


Dave Foley: "Religion is a gateway psychosis."


Churchill: "If you are going through Hell, keep going!"


Anonymous Brave Guy: So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause.


Anon: "The beatings will continue until morale improves"