Aphorisms
Politics is a game of elegant ideas played by bullies.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes - too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Just because you cannot see the end does not mean it is not there.
I mean to see what I seem to mean.
Friends come and go but enemies accumlulate.
First they came for those who wanted more than 120 characters, but I did not speak out, because I did not want more tha
Fame is the accumulation of misunderstandings around a well-known name.
Don't
suffer from insanity,
enjoy it!
A happy ending is a story that is not yet ended.
Walter Winchell: Nothing recedes like success.
Tommy Cooper: "It's strange, isn't it? If you stand in the middle of a library and go Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!, everybody just stares at you. But if you do the same in an aeroplane, everybody joins in."
Robert Oates: schoolgirls - no matter how old you are they are always the same age!
Philip K: "In Soviet Britain, Britannia waives the rules!"
Oscar Wilde: "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
J. Danforth Quayle: "If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."
Groucho Marx: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Frederick Douglass: "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
David Korten: "In the 1980s capitalism triumphed over communism. In the 1990s it triumphed over democracy."
Dave Foley: "Religion is a gateway psychosis."
Churchill: "If you are going through Hell, keep going!"
Anonymous Brave Guy: So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause.
Anon: "The beatings will continue until morale improves"